Romeo and Juliet Modernized

Enter Lincoln and Bart

Lincoln: Did you just insult us?!

Simpson: Yeah, got a problem with that?

Lincoln: I do actually, i’ll ask again, did you just insult us??!

Simpson: [Aside to Greg] Will we have a legal advantage if I say yes?

Greg: No.

Simpson: I didn’t insult you but I did insult someone else.

Greg: Do wanna fight us?

Lincoln: Fight! Nah.

Simpson: If you want to fight, I’ll come for you, my family is as good as yours.

Lincoln: No better.

Simpson: Ok then.

Greg: [Aside to simpson] Say better, here comes our cousin, we’ll have an advantage.

Simpson: Actually, our family is better than yours,way better.

Lincoln: Lies!

Simpson: Fight if you are men. Greg, remember to strike hard and true.

By Kahu Allan and Bryan Clark

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